Conversation in the dark.

Me: So tell me why is this thing so scary for you?
Him: It’s not.
Me: Well, you seem to doubt it.
Him: I don’t. Listen, it’s like you in the dark. You know how when you go to the bathroom at night and after you are done you turn the light off and then rush back to bed. Are you insecure about the security of our house?
Me: That is not a fair analogy. You know that I am scared of the dark. Are you scared of the thing?
Him: No I am not, it’s just that…shhh go back to sleep, all I need is sleep.