He said

He said: how come bizarre things happen to you and to no one else? How come a bottle of wine knocks over a glass of water, which spills over onto the counter top and then tiny splashes of water reach the keyboard of the laptop (tiny, but big enough to turn it into a very expensive doormat)? How come you take off your wedding band and somehow it slips thru your fingers and flies down into an unreachable whole in the back seat of the car.

Me:I truly don't know!!!